Madonna and Guy Ritchie are over after almost 8 years of marriage, but they sure don’t seem to act maturely about their separation and one another.

The former couple’s friends told Us magazine that their era together was not as sparkly and flashy as it might have looked like. Their relationship was affected by both physical and emotional abuse and divorce appears to be the right way out of this black whole for the two.

A friend of the British filmmaker told the magazine that Madonna would jeer at her back then husband by telling him that she should have tied the knot with someone more like her, “strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.” On the other hand, a pal of the singer explained that Guy Ritchie would call his spouse “old, fat, ugly and wrinkled.”

In addition, sources told the publication that the pair’s fights would often generate slaps, especially from the Material Girl, and would deteriorate their bed life, which is said to have been far from perfect. Friends of both stars said that Madonna and Guy Ritchie stopped having sex 18 months ago.

In the meantime, the director seems to have spiced up his already peppery personal life. The 40-year-old Guy Ritchie is apparently seeing 31-year-old Kelly Reilly, a hot actress starring in the filmmaker’s upcoming “Sherlock Holmes” movie.

Just three days after the separation was made public, Guy Ritchie reportedly asked his driver to prepare an overnight case for a stay at Chatham Hotel, where, coincidentally or  not, Kelly Reilly is living.

I sure wonder what happening in the Madonna-Ritchie affair hits the headlines next.