Having a male drama teacher named Dana Marschz would be
strange. Having a male drama teacher named Dana Marschz who dresses in old
caftans, has a funny-looking hair-do and roller-skates to work would be even
stranger. But having a male drama teacher named Dana Marschz who wears caftans,
lets his hair loose, skates to work and lampoons Shakespeare and Jesus would
actually be the strangest.
What’s more, Dana Marschz is none other than TV comic Steve
Coogan and his “Hamlet 2” role is that of a failed Los Angeles actor in search of resurrecting
his long lost career. Therefore, the wannabe artist becomes a wannabe drama
teacher, but his teaching skills are even worse than his acting ones. He even
admits his life is a “parody of a tragedy,” but it’s not necessary for us to go
that far. We can easily notice a parody in his own self, the parody of a human
being. However, Steve Coogan makes the best of his nutty character, whose own
wife and students dislike him and are flippant in what he is regarded.
Furthermore, the print-size critic at the school paper can’t stand the teacher’s
work, while the school principal decides to suspend the drama’s program.
Everybody is repulsed by the infantile Dana Marschz, but for him, “to act is to
live,” so he can’t just give up. Thus, he decides to stage a musical sequel to
Shakespeare’s Hamlet which hilariously includes the character of Jesus Christ,
who has a musical number of his own, “Rock Me, Sexy Jesus.” The play is nothing
but a wallowing bunch of foolish ideas whose main role is to show that
something is wrong with the Denmark
of arts education: bad art that is.
Of course this gets the “misunderstood artist” into a lot of
trouble, as the school principal is shocked and adds Dana Marschz and his crazy
play on the list of the First Amendment “sweethearts”.
The movie does not lack hilarity by any means, but is
awfully humdrum in its ineffectual aspiration to rub the wrong way. Moreover,
it throws all the tricks up its sleeve going all-out to be positively noticed.
That’s the case of Elisabeth Shue, who plays, of course, Elisabeth Shue. The
eponymous character gets tired of being an actress (unlike Dana Marschz, who
never got up there), and becomes a fertility-clinic nurse in Tucson, where, predictably, the drama teacher
lives. She does Dana various favors, including talking to his students about
acting, although in a mannerless way.
Nevertheless, Steve Coogan’s persona never coagulates in
order to become a meaningful character. Everything is so chaotic about him,
that it even gives the impression there was no script for the film. Steve
Coogan’s performance is a series of colorful marbles but without any connective
string between them and “Hamlet 2” thus becomes a one-man show outshined by the
actor’s former roles.
In spite of all its minuses, the Andy Fleming-directed
“Hamlet 2” tells an enjoyable story, somewhat far-fetched and jagged. However,
the comedy due for release on Friday hasn’t got too high standards and waving
backwards and forwards is probably the key to be au fait with this kind of
Shakespeare.